Saturday, February 21, 2009

"F" is for Fuji Mountain

In the medical world, there is a phrase called the "gold standard." Essentially, what it means is that, for an individual disease or condition, there has been a best treatment option previously identified by many, many researchers - this is called the "gold standard." For instance, the gold standard for preventing stroke is warfarin. And so, any new treatment that comes along purporting to prevent stroke is compared to that gold standard. Are patients living longer? Less side effects? Something else significant? If the answer is "no," then the gold standard remains the gold standard. If the answer is "yes," and results are reproducable over a long period of time, a new gold standard is then put into place.

"What the heck is he talking about?" you ask. "I thought this was a fricking restaurant blog!"

Patience, loyal readers (now up to 4 of you). I'll explain.

Sushi is not particularly complicated. Take your few basics ingredients -- fish, rice, wasabi, soy, ginger, etc. -- and go. Sushi at restaurant X is going to probably look pretty similar to sushi at restaurant Y. With sashimi, the variables are even fewer. The differences are usually subtle -- How fresh is the fish? Is it cut with the proper thickness? Is there enough vinegar is the rice? And how does the soy sauce complete everything? -- but once you eat enough sushi, it is not too difficult to differentiate good sushi from mediocre sushi and from mediocre sushi to bad sushi.

Consequently, choosing a "gold standard" sushi restaurant is much easier than choosing a gold standard Italian, French, or Indian place. Since your order probably isn't going to change much and the preparation will only vary slightly, comparing apples to apples, so to speak, is quite possible.

For about the last three years, Raw Sushi and Sake has been my personal gold standard sushi restaurant in Philadelphia. From my first visit on opening night (the only restaurant I have ever been to on the night it opened) right through present day, it has been consistently excellent. Not perfect -- a recent trip, in particular, led to a spider roll which, no exaggeration, tasted like vomit -- but usually really good fish prepared extremely well at a reasonable price. I have tried several other places that have been good, but not good enough to supplant the gold standard.

Which brings me to Fuji Mountain, the latest stop on our restaurant journey. As with any new sushi restaurant I walk into, right from the beginning, I went down my checklist to compare Fuji Mountain against Raw. How was the waitstaff (pretty good)? How was the ambiance (not bad)? The drink list (iffy)? Most importantly, though, how was the food?

And overall, it wasn't bad, certainly better than the last few stops on this jaunt. There were four of us and so we ordered the "sushi for 4" entree, which was actually a nice touch and made selections easier. There was plenty for us to eat, it was well presented, and variety was not bad. You had your tuna, your salmon, and your eel, of course, but they also gave us some more mid-range choices like striped bass and white tuna (my current favorite piece of sashimi). Nothing too exotic, but I wasn't expecting that.

There were a few pieces that were a little too chewy -- I want my sushi to more or less melt in my mouth -- but for the most part, I was happy with the quality of the fish. The rolls that came along with the entree -- spicy tuna, shrimp tempura, and dragon rolls -- were not bad, especially the latter two. It wasn't anything that blew me away, but Fuji Mountain definitely proved itself to be a nice alternative to the Raw. Not quite up to the level of the gold standard, but not too far down the list.

On to the full rundown of Fuji Mountain...

THE FOOD: First off, I liked that they gave all four of us both soup and salad as part of our order (and even "upgraded" the wife to an avocado salad for free). The miso and the house salad were fine -- pretty basic stuff. The sushi was presented nicely, on one of those large wooden "boats" some other sushi restaurants use. There was enough ginger and wasabi for the table (and I must say, the wasabi was really smoking -- I got a major brain burn at one point in the meal that was painful but oddly pleasurable at the same time). The cuts of fish were fair -- not sloppy and overly large, but not chintzy and small. Like I said, though, a few pieces were just a little too chewy and there wasn't anything on the plate that made me sit up and say, "Wow, that was a really great piece of fish."

THE DRINKS: In hindsight, we may have been better off going for sake or maybe a nice bottle of Sapporo. The bottle of wine we ordered was OK, but a bit pricey. They didn't have what we originally asked for, so they substituted what they said was a similar quality bottle. Whether they were lying or not, I have no clue.

THE DECOR: It was a busy night, which is key for a sushi place. The worst feeling is walking into a sushi restaurant that is empty at 7:30 p.m. on a Saturday -- you just know the quality of the fish can't be very good. I liked the sushi bar right when you walk in and the tables were relatively nice. There was an odd fireplace mounted against the wall, but that was really the only thing that seemed out of place. The whole restaurant could use a redesign to catch up to the times, but it wasn't anything that detracted from the meal.

THE STAFF: Nice touch to have the waitresses wear kimonos. The cousin was a bit miffed that she "pre-opened" the wine before she came to the table and then didn't serve the ladies first, but it didn't bother me so much.

MAD PROPS FOR: Dessert afterward at Capogiro, Philly's gelato king. That place is simply awesome. A huge crowd of about 30 teenagers filed in five minutes after we arrived. Thank God we had ordered by then.

OVERALL: Not a bad way to celebrate the engagement of the cousin and his fiancee. And fortunately, the in-depth conversation about farting waited until after dinner.

THE CHECK: $180 for 4 of us. Ouch. Sushi isn't cheap, and the wine was a little pricey. Still, probably a bit overpriced for what we got. Oh well, it was a splurge.

On to the "Gs"...

Ineligible restaurants for round 7:

  • Geno's Steaks -- It's the age old argument -- Pat's or Geno's. Of course, as most native Philadelphians know, the answer is neither, but if I was forced to choose, Geno's it would be.
  • Genji -- When I was first learning sushi, Genji often was my "tutor." It's been a while since I've been back, but it was decent.
  • Golden "XXX" -- There are so many generic Chinese restaurants that are called Golden "Something" that I'm sure I've been to at least one of them. They all stink equally.
  • Good Dog -- The food is surprisingly good when you want a simple burger and fries. The over/under on tattoos among clientele (and staff for that matter) is 6.
  • Great American Pub -- It's "the place to be" on Saturday night in Conshocken. Ugh.

Candidates for round 7:

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

"E" is for Erawan

Picture it in your mind. A pretty, quiet corner just west of Rittenhouse Square. Cool, muted colors on the walls and nicely arranged decor. Soft, soothing music in the background. Polite, if a bit amaterish, wait staff sitting and waiting for you to take your time sipping wine while reviewing the intricate menu.

All sounds pretty romantic, right? Well, at least until you look toward the hostess stand where they are showing Jeopardy on a randomly-placed television for all customers to see.

"I'll take 'What the F&^%' for $400, Alex."

Maybe it should have been a clue that it was going to be a very up and down evening, one that started well but spiralled down and down and down.

Erawan got off to a good start -- the menu read well and it really is a very nice space. There were a number of interesting options on the menu to choose from that all sounded good -- crispy duck, lots of curry and noodle dishes, traditional pad thai (which the wife is a sucker for). I was frankly not all that excited leading up to the meal, but reading the menu raised my level of intrigue. I was hoping for good things. Good Thai food is hard to find in Philadelphia. There is Tamarind, where I had an awesome meal a few weeks ago, and then not much else. Aqua is sort of thai as well, but they bill themselves as Malaysian, whatever that means.

So Erawan does fill a needed niche. People generally like good thai food and it caters to carnivores, fish lovers, and hard-core vegetarians. A good Thai restaurant in a spot like Erawan should do well. If, of course, they can deliver good food.

The appetizer -- a combination of fried and steamed vegetable dumplings -- was excellent, but it was unfortunately not a harbinger of things to come. My meal was awful -- it was billed as "Holy Basil Supreme" but it should have been called "Holy Crap Does My Stomach Hurt." For starters, I didn't taste a whiff of basil. In addition, the beef in it was fatty and overcooked, and the sauce was caked onto the plate in way too many layers. They even managed to mess up the wife's pad thai, although that wasn't awful. But it wasn't good either. Sigh...

On to the full rundown of Erawan...

THE FOOD: The menu read like a thai diner -- there were probably 100 items on the menu, which is about 60 too many. I can't stress this enough -- make your menu fit your space. If you are going to be serving 50 people a night, you don't need 100 entree choices. Be good at a few things, not average at a lot. Erawan, at least for me, was barely average overall, at least on this night.

THE DRINKS: BYOB. Our waitress couldn't figure out how to open our wine bottle so she had to call for backup. I'll give her some leeway though -- it was a weird cap. Not exactly a twist-off, but not a cork either. Kind of a hybrid. They were good at filling up the water glasses.

THE DECOR: As I said, take away the TV and it's a cute dining area. The weirdest thing is, there isn't a bar or anything where people would be watching the TV. Who exactly is it meant for? Strange days indeed,

THE STAFF: Nothing to complain about. Our waitress was fine, but we didn't tax her too much.

MAD PROPS FOR: The bizzare "customer survey" stuck inside the check. In addition to the customary questions (quality of food, cleanliness of restaurant), they asked "Your kind of music (name the artist)" Name the artist? So if I write down, "Play more Twisted Sister" the next time I come in, they'll be cranking out "We're Not Gonna Take It!"? Awesome.

OVERALL: Another thumbs down unfortunately. C'mon people, you need to do better.

THE CHECK: $40 for 2 of us, with tip. At least the price tag wasn't onerous.


Here's to better times in the next future. On to the "Fs"...

Ineligible restaurants for round 6:
  • Fado -- I used to like Fado back in my younger, single days. It's loud but it's a little funky.
  • Farmicia -- Only went here once for Restaurant Week but I'd like to go back. Cool vibe.
  • Figs -- The best restaurant in my neighborhood (Fairmount). Consistently excellent and the owner is incredibly nice. We go several times each year.
  • Finn McCool's -- They have done a great job renovating. It's a cool after work spot for a drink.
  • Fox & Hound -- Lots of TVs, fried food, and beer. Philly's best example of an urban sports bar.
  • Franklin Fountain -- I love Franklin Fountain. The best ice cream in the city, a great location, and staff who dress in garb from the early 1910s. It's pricey, but it's worth every penny.
  • Friday Saturday Sunday -- This is supposed to be a romanticc hotspot, but it's about 15 years past it's prime. It needs to go.
  • Friendly's -- The only place I know where you can say to a woman (if she's your waitress) "I'll have a Happy Ending" and you won't get slapped.

Candidates for round 6: